A Bad Hubby
A husband is sitting watching TV. His wife comes in and smacks him on the head with a magazine. He says, "What'd you do that for?" She says angrily, "I found this slip of paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it! What's that all about?" After a pause he says sheepishly, "Well, if you must know, I went to the race track and that's the horse I bet on." She says, "Oh, honey, I'm sorry."
A few days later, the husband is watching TV again and this time his wife walks in and conks him on the head with a frying pan. He wakes up after falling on the floor and says, "What'd you do that for?"
She says angrily, "Your horse just called!" |
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