10 Things To Do With Holiday Fruitcake
1. Paint a few white and place them outside on the grass so people won't park on your lawn.
2. Use it as building material.
3. Keep one under your pillow for home defense.
4. Send one to the junk mail company with a note asking them to take you off their list.
5. It's colorful, use it as a Yule log.
6. Carve the President's faces in one and submit it as a science project.
7. Give one to your boss and tell him it's a life preserver.
8. Use it as a base for flower arrangements.
9. Donate to the local airport for use as airliner wheel blocks.
10. Grind a few up and use it as lawn fertilizer. |
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