Food Funnies: Signs That You Might Be A Bad Cook
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8. The judges in the Beverly Hills Bake-Off vote for Elly May
Clampett's biscuits over yours.
7. Those annoying pest control companies keep pestering you,
wanting to buy and patent your recipe for Christmas cookies.
6. The family pets are no where to be found during dinner.
5. You used three boxes of scouring pads, a bottle of Drano and a
crowbar, but that mac and cheese still won't let go of the pan.
4. The EPA requires that all your garbage cans be marked with large
bright red 'biohazard' symbols.
3. The family seems interested in going to that restaurant that
has trouble passing the health inspection - at dinner time.
2. You refer to flour moth larvae as "a little extra free protein".
... and the #1 Sign That You Might Be A Bad Cook ...
1. There's no such thing as an unusable leftover. |
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