To Be 6 Again...* > > > > > > *A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, > > looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not > > far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. > > 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the > > mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose * > > > > *early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took > > her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! > > * > > > > *He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall > > of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there > > was. * > > *Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her > > head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. > > He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy > > Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. > > Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her > > favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she > > wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. > > He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, > > 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again??' > > Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I > > meant my dress size, you dumb ass!' > > The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's > > gonna get it wrong.
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