TOP 16 BUMPER STICKERS YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE
- Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you're a an a..hole.
- Impotence....Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."
- The proctologist called....they found your head.
- Everyone has a photographic memory....some just don't have any film.
- Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
- I used to have a handle on life....but it broke off.
- WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
- Guys.....just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
- Some people just don't know how to drive....I call these people "Everybody But Me."
- Heart Attacks....God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
- Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
- If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
- Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
- Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
- Hang up and drive!!
AND THE NUMBER ONE BUMPER STICKER YOU'D LIKE TO SEE!!
16. Welcome to America...Now speak English.
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