Ladies and Real Women (Billy)

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• Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."
• Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's
  too damn bad.  Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made
  it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."
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• Ladies - Cure for headaches:  Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead.  The throbbing will go away.
• Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You
  might still have the headache, but who cares?******************************************************
• Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
• Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.
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• Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
• Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.
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• Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside of the cake.
• Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.