Rules of Life Revealed...
You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.
The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are: "I apologize" and "You are right."
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
If You woke up breathing, Congratulations! You have another chance!
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