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More Words That Should Exist... Accordionated (ah kor' de on aytid) - adj. Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time. Aeropalmics (ayr o palm' iks) - n. The study of wind resistance conducted by holding a cupped hand out the car window. Agonosis (ah uh no' sis) - n. The syndrome of tuning into "Wide World of Sports" every Saturday just to watch the skier rack himself. Mummabolic chorus (mum uh bah' lik ko' rus) - n. When three or more people are singing along to a tune and suddenly discover they are all faking their way through the unintelligible lyrics. Narcolepulacy (nar ko lep' ul ah see) - n. The contagious action of yawning, causing everyone in sight to also yawn. Oreosis (awr ee oh' sis) - n. The practice of eating the cream center of an Oreo before eating the cookie outsides. Pajangle (pah jan' gul) - n. Condition of waking up with your pajamas turned 180 degrees. Prestofrigeration - The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized.Rignition (rig ni' shun) - n. The embarrassing action of trying to start one's car with the engine already running. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. Sark (sark) - n. The marks left on one's ankle after wearing tube socks all day. Turfigee and Pedigee (ter' fih jee and ped' ih jee) - n. The two extreme target points of a rotary lawn sprinkler, TURFIGEE being the safest point at which to walk past, PEDIGEE being the most dangerous. Tanumbum - n. The sorry side of the Christmas tree that gets placed toward the wall. Wondracide - v. The act of mangling a piece of soft white bread with a pat of cold butter. .
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