Halloween Jokes and One liners.

• Why did the ghost go trick or treating on the top floor ?
  He was in high spirits !
• What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ?
  No one moved, they couldn't stir without her !
• Why was the little boy unhappy to win first prize for the best costume at the Halloween party ?
  Because he just came to pick up his sister !
• What do stupid kids do at Halloween ?
  They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !
• Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?
  Because they're crab apples !
• How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween
  Wear a snorkel !
• Where do undertakers go in October ?
  The hearse of the year show !
• How do undertakers speak ?
  Gravely !
• What was written on the hypochondriac's tombstone ?
  "I told you I was ill" !
• What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
  Fangsgiving...
• What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
  "Do you believe in people?"
• What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
  A cereal killer...
• Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
  They're too wrapped up in themselves...
• What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
  Dead end streets ...
• What does daddy ghost say to his family when driving?
  Fasten your sheet belts...
• What can't you give the headless horseman?
  A headache.
• Why did the headless horseman go into business?
  He wanted to get a-head in life.
• What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a party?
  A boo-tie.
• Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
  So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
• When does a ghost have breakfast?
  In the moaning.