Vampire Jokes.

• Q: What did the vampire say to the wolfman ?
  A :You look like your going to the dogs !
• Q: What is the American national day for vampires ?
  A: Fangsgiving day !
• Q: If you want to know more about Dracula what do you have to do ?
  A: Join his fang club !
• Q: Why are vampire families so close ?
  A: Because blood is thicker than water !
• Q: What flavour ice cream is Dracula's favourite ?
  A: Veinilla !
• Q: Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin ?
  A: It wanted to play squash !
• Q: Why do vampires like school dinners?
  A: Because they know they won't get stake ! Q: How do you join the Dracula fan club ?
  A: Send your name, address and blood group !
• Q: What's a vampire's favourite animal ?
  A: A giraffe !
• Q: What is a vampire's favourite film character ?
  A: Batman !
• Q: Why do people hate being bitten by vampires ?
  A: Because it's a drain in the neck !
• Q: If a snowman marries a vampire, what will they name their first child?
  A: Frostbite
• Q: Why doesn't anybody like Dracula?
  A: He has a bat temper.
• Q: Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
  A: He had a fang-ache.
• Q: Why are vampires like false teeth?
  A: They all come out at night.
• Q: Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
  A: To stop his coffin.
• Q: Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes?
  A: Sandals don't look good with his tuxedo.