Pat and Kyran were getting ready to go on a camping trip. The first one said "I'm taking along a gallon of whiskey just in case of rattlesnake bites. What are you taking?" The other one said, "Two rattlesnakes!"
Paddy and Murphy were walking down a road one day, Paddy said, "Murphy, can you see that beautiful wood over there?" Murphy says, "I can't see it, there's trees in the way!"
A visitor to a small Irish village commented to a local Garda that it was a quiet little place. The Garda replied, "Quiet to be sure, we haven't buried a living soul in years."
"Seamus, do you understand French?"--"I do if its spoken in Irish."
Two farmers were driving their tractor down the middle of a country road. A car comes around the corner backs hard to avoid them , skids, tumbles twice and lands in a field. Jimmy says to Eamonn, "It's just as well we got out of that field."
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