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I have the most marvelous recipe for meat loaf! All I have to do is mention it to my husband and he says, "Let's eat out!" A Recipe for Borscht? Beets me. All good recipes require at least one extra trip to the store. Double the recipe? But my oven won't go up to 700F! I use original recipes, of course they originate elsewhere. It's a Mr. Death calling. He wants to thank you for your shellfish recipe. So many recipes - so little thyme! It's called fast food because it speeds you to the grave. Anything that can be served with whipped cream is a food! Army food is very tasty. After 10 years, you can still taste it! Your disposal eats better than 70% of the world. I always feel guilty after eating Jewish deli food. If fish is brain food, why do they still get caught? Kosher food: Don't pig out on it. Beware of natural foods: 80% of people die of natural causes Brand of plastic food wrap used in Star Trek? Klingon of course! Law of Institutional Food: Everything is cold except what should be. .