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 A woman's Secret Thoughts

J.Hasenbalg.

 
  • Reason to smile:  Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. 
  • My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely. 
  • Sometimes I think I understand everything…then I regain consciousness. 
  • Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. 
  • Amazing!! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes! 
  • The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes. 
  • The nice part about living in a small town:  When you don’t know what you’re doing, someone else does.
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