• We got off the Titanic first.
• We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
• Taxis stop for us.
• We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
• No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
• We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
• If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
• We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
• We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
• We have the ability to dress ourselves.
• We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
• If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
• We will never regret piercing our ears.
• There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
• We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

Send this to all the bright women you know and make their day!!!!!