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| | From:  DiAnhna (Original Message) | Sent: 3/7/2005 5:39 PM |
Oh forgive me.. I could not resisit this one. My friend Roger sent this to me. He is the sweetest kindest REAL MAN I KNOW... I love him in spite of the fact of that fact he IS A MAN... So does his wife Sandy..
We won't even go into my sweetheart and he might.. BE A REAL MAN, ALSO.. You know I do love him anyway.
Just a giggle.
Dianne.
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Because I'm a man
> Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire
>>long after hypothermia, or heat stroke, has set in. AAA is not an option. I will win.
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Because I'm a man, when
>>the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the
>>engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us
>>will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with
>>all these computers and everything, I wouldn't, know where to start." We
>>will then drink beer and break wind as a form of Holy Communion.
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Because I'm a man, when I
>>catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I
>>lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for
>>you this isn't a problem.
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Because I'm a man, I can
>>be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or
>>bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu."
>>For all I know, these are the same thing. And never, under any
>>circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which "feminine hygiene
>>product" is a euphemism. (F.Y.I. guys cumin is a spice and not a bodily
>>function)
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Because I'm a man, when
>>one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart,
>>despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much, once the
>>repair person gets here and has to put it back together.
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Because I'm a man, I must
>>hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the
>>thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it (though
>>one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator...applies to
>>engineers mainly).
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Because I'm a man, there
>>is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The answer is always either
>>sex, cars or football I have to make up something else when you ask, so
>>don't ask.
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Because I'm a man, I do
>>not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit us, or talk
>>to her when she calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever
>>you got her for Mother's Day is okay; I don't need to see it. And don't
>>forget to pick up something for my mother too.
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Because I'm a man, you
>>don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at
>>the end of it, I didn't....and if you are feeling amorous afterwards...then
>>I will certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to others.
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Because I'm a man, I think
>>what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes
>>ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without
>>it, looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
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Because I'm a man, and
>>this is, after all, the year 2005, I will share equally in the housework.
>>You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the
>>dishes, and I'll do the rest....like looking for my socks, or like
>>wandering around in the garden with a beer wondering what to do.
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