• "To make a good salad is to be a brilliant diplomatist -- the problem is entirely the same in both cases.  To know exactly how much oil one must put with one's vinegar."- Oscar Wilde  
• "Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat."- Jim Davis 
• "Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first." - Ernestine Ulmer
• "A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money.  Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do."- P. J. O'Rourke
• "Pesto is the quiche of the '80s."- Nora Ephron 
• "Many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese -- toasted, mostly."- Robert Louis Stevenson 
• "Never eat more than you can lift."- Miss Piggy 
• "Isn't there any other part of the matzo you can eat?"- Marilyn Monroe 
• "Only a fool argues with a skunk, a mule, or a cook."- Cowboy saying
• "There are only ten minutes in the life of a pear when it is perfect to eat."- Ralph Waldo Emerson
• "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."- Benjamin Franklin

Thanks to Jennifer Sutherland of South Africa via http://www.worldwiderecipes.com