>   Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. > >   When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. > >   If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. > >   Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain. > >   A penny saved is a government oversight. > >   The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. > >   The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. > >   The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. > >   He who hesitates is probably right. > >   If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. > >   If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. > >   The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. > >   There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. > >   Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs"? > >   Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL." > > > >Have a great day! > > >-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- >Do you Yahoo!? >Check out the new Yahoo! Front Page. www.yahoo.com