Here is a piece supposedly written by Andy Rooney of CBS' 60 Minutes.  It's going around on the Internet.  It's pretty funny, but Rooney didn't write it. It was written by Frank Kaiser, a guy who has an Internet column for senior citizens.  Here goes:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 50 most of all.  Here are just a few reasons why:

* A woman over 50 will not lie next to you in bed and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
* If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.  She does something she wants to do.  And, it's usually something more interesting.
* A woman over 50 knows herself well enough to be assured about who she is, what she is, what she wants, and from whom.  Few women past the age of 50 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.
* Women over 50 are dignified.  They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.  Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
* Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.  They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
* A woman over 50 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends.  A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.  Women  over 50 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
* Women get psychic as they age.  You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50.  They always know.
* A woman over 50 looks good wearing bright red lipstick.  This is not true of younger women or drag queens.
* Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is  far sexier  than her younger counterpart.
* Older women are forthright and honest.  They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
* Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not  reciprocal.  For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 50+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow  pants making a fool of himself with some 18-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I  apologize for all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get  the milk for free."

Here's an update for you.  Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying  an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.