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How do spacemen add more protein to their diet? They make it meteor.
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Did you see guys that Bob the ventriloquist hangs out with? They're nothing special, just a bunch of dummies.
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Charles fell into the meat grinder. Now he's ground Chuck. |
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One ear of corn said to the other 'You're getting husky'. |
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The cat took up computer lessons in hopes of mastering its grip on a mouse. |
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Whenever female nurses have a bad day they just keep needling people.
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Petra the Muscovite was gneiss to a fault but stony when taken for granite. |
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I noticed the article about peripheral vision out of the corner of my eye.
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The ghost practiced scaring people night after night. She was finally ready for her day boo. |
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I'm going to the guillotine at dawn and my wife has already collected my severance pay. |
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The chicken knew the first leg of his trip would take him to Buffalo. From there he would wing it. |
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I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture. |
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I beat the eggs and I whip the cream, but the onion always makes me cry.
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