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(1 recommendation so far) Message 1 of 721 in Discussion 
From: MSN Nickname--boonie--  (Original Message)Sent: 9/28/2004 1:36 PM
Every Thanksgiving in my family we would all get together for a family
dinner. We were a large family but could only afford one turkey. The
children were all at a separate table, and would have to wait for the
platters to reach us after passing through the adults. Even though I
longed for some white meat, all too often the turkey would run out
before the platters reached us, and I would not even get dark meat. We
would have to settle for hot dogs. From that experience, I learned a
very valuable lesson in life. That lesson is captured in what saying?
  Hope for the breast, but prepare for the wurst.


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 Message 707 of 721 in Discussion 
From: MSN NicknameBeth_BmeSent: 10/21/2008 7:09 PM
How do spacemen add more protein
to their diet? They make it meteor.

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 Message 708 of 721 in Discussion 
From: MSN NicknameBeth_BmeSent: 10/22/2008 10:35 AM
Did you see guys that Bob the
ventriloquist hangs out with?
They're nothing special, just
a bunch of dummies.

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 Message 709 of 721 in Discussion 
From: MSN NicknameBeth_BmeSent: 10/23/2008 5:50 PM
Charles fell into the
meat grinder. Now
he's ground Chuck.

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 Message 710 of 721 in Discussion 
From: MSN NicknameBeth_BmeSent: 10/24/2008 10:25 AM

One ear of corn
said to the other
'You're getting husky'.


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 Message 711 of 721 in Discussion 
From: MSN NicknameBeth_BmeSent: 10/26/2008 10:34 PM
The cat took up
computer lessons
in hopes of mastering
its grip on a mouse.

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 Message 712 of 721 in Discussion 
From: MSN NicknameBeth_BmeSent: 10/27/2008 6:26 PM
Whenever female nurses
have a bad day they just
keep needling people.

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 Message 713 of 721 in Discussion 
From: MSN NicknameBeth_BmeSent: 10/28/2008 5:56 PM
Petra the Muscovite was
gneiss to a fault but stony
when taken for granite.

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 Message 714 of 721 in Discussion 
From: MSN NicknameBeth_BmeSent: 10/29/2008 5:07 PM
I noticed the article about peripheral
vision out of the corner of my eye.

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 Message 717 of 721 in Discussion 
From: MSN NicknameBeth_BmeSent: 11/4/2008 10:38 AM
The ghost practiced scaring
people night after night. She
was finally ready for her day boo.

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 Message 718 of 721 in Discussion 
From: MSN NicknameBeth_BmeSent: 11/5/2008 5:41 PM
I'm going to the guillotine
at dawn and my wife has already
collected my severance pay.

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 Message 719 of 721 in Discussion 
From: MSN NicknameBeth_BmeSent: 11/6/2008 5:28 PM
The chicken knew the first leg of
his trip would take him to Buffalo.
From there he would wing it.

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From: MSN NicknameBeth_BmeSent: 11/7/2008 4:53 PM
I told the artist that
his painting was terrible.
I think he got the picture.

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From: MSN NicknameBeth_BmeSent: 11/10/2008 4:50 PM
I beat the eggs and I
whip the cream, but the
onion always makes me cry.

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