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| | From: KeeBird1 (Original Message) | Sent: 10/4/2008 2:17 AM |
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma .' ------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.' The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
----------------------------------------------------------- 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied. ------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor
----------------------------------------------------------- Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
-----------------------------------------------------------------------! ---------------------------- Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. ------------------------------------------- Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
----------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'
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LOL those are cute Key!!! |
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Kee, you sure nailed that one, LOL |
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'
Wrong............you use a password! |
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| | From: Hilly_2 | Sent: 10/7/2008 4:47 PM |
lol "I'll miss you" ha ha |
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I know it works cuz he made the mistake of clicking (by habit i'm sure) "remember me on this computer" but he even mispelled my email address. LOL on him. |
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SS...you're gonna hav'ta smack his little fingers!! LOL |
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| | From: jokay | Sent: 10/9/2008 5:13 PM |
I got a kick out of those. Especially the washing machine one. |
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I don't think my ex would know how to operate a washing machine I don't recall him ever doing it and we were married 28 years |
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