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 | | From:  KeeBird1 (Original Message) | Sent: 11/1/2008 1:34 AM |
And anyway, I'm not an American and I can't vote..........I received this from an American contact, though. I liked the second part best  The Obama Psalm Barack Obama is my shepherd, I shall soon want He leadeth me beside still factories He restoreth my doubts about the Democratic party He leadeth me down the path of Socialism for his namesake Yea, I will walk through the valley of the shadow of debt And I will fear much evil, for he is with me And William Ayers, Jeremiah Wright and his other friends, they discomfort me He preparest a tax hike for me-to give presents to mine enemies He will annoint my wages with taxes and inflation My expenses will runneth over my income Surely poverty and hard-living will follow me all the days of his administration And I shall dwell in a rented HUD house forever.
5,000 years ago, Moses said: "Pick up your shovel, mount your ass, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
5,000 years later, Lyndon Johnson said: "Lay down your shovel, sit on your ass & light up a camel. This is the Promised Land."
This year, if Barack Obama is elected President, he will take your shovel, sell your camel, kick your ass, and tell you that he gave away the Promised Land.
Still though, I'm glad I'm an American and I'm glad that I am free; but I wish I were a dog, and Obama a tree. |
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Laughed all the way to the reply key!!!  |
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here is a new one for ya Kee: 'Twas the night before elections And all through the town Tempers were flaring Emotions all up and down! I, in my bathrobe With a cat in my lap Had cut off the TV Tired of political crap. When all of a sudden There arose such a noise I peered out of my window Saw Obama and his boys They had come for my wallet They wanted my pay To give to the others Who had not worked a day! He snatched up my money And quick as a wink Jumped back on his bandwagon As I gagged from the stink He then rallied his henchmen Who were pulling his cart I could tell they were out To tear my country apart! ‘On Fannie, on Freddie, On Biden and Ayers! On Acorn, On Pelosi' He screamed at the pairs! They took off for his cause And as he flew out of sight I heard him laugh at the nation Who wouldn't stand up and fight! So I leave you to think On this one final note- IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM GET OUT AND VOTE!!!! |
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 | | From:  ELN2 | Sent: 11/3/2008 7:36 PM |
Equal time here.....Obama/Biden No matter who you vote for....VOTE. |
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Here ya go Ellen, after all, fair is fair.. and here is one for the others |
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Clear this up for me, would ya, please. If you have your prez elections every four years, and they go on for two years. So this is all going to start over again in two years ??? Say it ain't so. How do you guys put up with it ? |
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This is the first time it has happened this way, and I hope the last. |
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Taint easy my friend!!  |
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