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General : I know we're not supposed to get political, but this is TOO funny
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From: MSN NicknameKeeBird1  (Original Message)Sent: 11/1/2008 1:34 AM
And anyway, I'm not an American and I can't vote..........I received this from an American contact, though.  I liked the second part best
 
The Obama Psalm
 

Barack Obama is my shepherd, I shall soon want
He leadeth me beside still factories
He restoreth my doubts about the Democratic party
He leadeth me down the path of Socialism for his namesake
Yea, I will walk through the valley of the shadow of debt
And I will fear much evil, for he is with me
And William Ayers, Jeremiah Wright and his other friends, they discomfort me
He preparest a tax hike for me-to give presents to mine enemies
He will annoint my wages with taxes and inflation
My expenses will runneth over my income
Surely poverty and hard-living will follow me all the days of his administration
And I shall dwell in a rented HUD house forever.

5,000 years ago, Moses said: "Pick up your shovel, mount your ass, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

5,000 years later, Lyndon Johnson said: "Lay down your shovel, sit on your ass & light up a camel. This is the Promised Land."

This year, if Barack Obama is elected President, he will take your shovel, sell your camel, kick your ass, and tell you that he gave away the Promised Land.

Still though, I'm glad I'm an American and I'm glad that I am free; but I wish I were a dog, and Obama a tree.

 
 
 
 


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From: nowonder11Sent: 11/1/2008 3:23 AM
That is too funny !!!!

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From: MSN NicknameAlliemarie0Sent: 11/1/2008 10:02 AM
Laughed all the way to the reply key!!!

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From: MSN NicknameBeth_BmeSent: 11/3/2008 5:34 PM
  here is a new one for ya Kee:
 
'Twas the night before elections
    And all through the town
    Tempers were flaring
    Emotions all up and down!
    
    I, in my bathrobe
    With a cat in my lap
    Had cut off the TV
    Tired of political crap.
    
    When all of a sudden
    There arose such a noise
    I peered out of my window
    Saw Obama and his boys
    
    They had come for my wallet
    They wanted my pay
    To give to the others
    Who had not worked a day!
    
    He snatched up my money
    And quick as a wink
    Jumped back on his bandwagon
    As I gagged from the stink
    
    He then rallied his henchmen
    Who were pulling his cart
    I could tell they were out
    To tear my country apart!
    
    ‘On Fannie, on Freddie,
    On Biden and Ayers!
    On Acorn, On Pelosi'
    He screamed at the pairs!
    
    They took off for his cause
    And as he flew out of sight
    I heard him laugh at the nation
    Who wouldn't stand up and fight!
    
    So I leave you to think
    On this one final note-
    IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
    GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!
 
 

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From: MSN NicknameELN2Sent: 11/3/2008 7:36 PM
Equal time here.....Obama/Biden
No matter who you vote for....VOTE.

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From: MSN NicknameBeth_BmeSent: 11/3/2008 7:54 PM
Here ya go Ellen, after all, fair is fair..
 
and here is one for the others
 

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From: MSN NicknameDaisy_OursSent: 11/4/2008 11:20 AM
 
I am up with these two

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From: MSN NicknameKeeBird1Sent: 11/4/2008 11:40 PM
Clear this up for me, would ya, please.  If you have your prez elections every four years, and they go on for two years.  So this is all going to start over again in two years ???   Say it ain't so.    How do you guys put up with it ?

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From: MSN NicknameBeth_BmeSent: 11/4/2008 11:43 PM
This is the first time it has happened this way, and I hope the last.

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From: MSN NicknameAlliemarie0Sent: 11/4/2008 11:48 PM
Taint easy my friend!! 

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