___MONEY___

 

 

   It can buy a House.......................... .But not a Home
   It can buy a Bed..................................But not Sleep
   It can buy a Clock...............................But not Time 
   It can buy you a Book.........................But not knowledge
   It can buy you a Position....................But not Respect
   It can buy you Medicine....................,But not Health
   It can buy you Blood..........................But not Life
   It can buy you Sex..............................But not Love
 
   So you see....... money isn't everything.
 
  And it often causes pain and suffering.

  I tell you all this because.......I am your Friend...

  And as your Friend... ....I want 
  to take away your pain and suffering...

 

  So send ME all your MONEY and I will suffer for you.     .    

 

  CASH ONLY.... PLEASE

 

 

 Thought this was gonna be one of those "inspirational"