Morty & Saul, were out on a lake one afternoon when their boat started to sink.
Saul the banker said to Morty, "So listen, Morty, you know I don't swim so well."
Morty remembered how to carry another swimmer from his lifeguard class when he was just a kid.
So Morty began tugging Saul toward shore. After about twenty minutes, he began to tire.
Finally about 50 feet from shore, Morty asked Saul, "So Saul, do you suppose you could float alone?"
Saul replied, "Morty, this is a heck of a time to be asking for money!"
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Five young bulls were standing in the pasture discussing what they wanted to do when they grew up.
The first said he wanted to go to Rome and become a papal bull.
The second said he wanted to go to New York and become a bull on Wall Street.
The third wanted to go to the windy city to become a Chicago Bull.
The fourth said he wanted to go to Beijing and be a bull in a China shop.
The fifth said he was just going to stay in the pasture for heifer and heifer and heifer.
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