Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, 
and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that 
helicopter". Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that   helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars". One year Esther 
and  Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old. 
If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance." 
Esther replied, "Morris that helicopter is 50 dollars and 50 dollars 
is 50 dollars". 
The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a 
deal. 
I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the 
entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you! But if you say 
one word, it's 50 dollars." 
Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all 
kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his 
daredevil tricks  over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the 
pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I did everything I could to get
you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!" 

Morris replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said 
something when Esther fell out, but you know -- 50 dollars is 50 
dollars."

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