Here are some good investment tips for 2007. If you have any
Money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get
In on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks in these IPOs!

Watch for these in the last month of 2007:

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller
Brush, and W.R.Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary,
Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polycom, Time Warner, and Cracker Barrel will merge
And become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota
Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5.) FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS,
And become: FedUP.

6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will
Become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7.) Grey Poupon an d Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants.

8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of
Women will become: Knott NOW!

And finally...

9.) Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under
The new name: TittyTitty Bang Bang