For all of us who are seniors - for all of you who know seniors - and for
all of you who will be seniors. It pays to be able to laugh about it when
you are!

 Speaking of Senior Moments:

'WHERE Is My SUNDAY Paper?' The irate customer calling the newspaper
office loudly demanded, wanting to know where her Sunday edition was.

'Ma'am', said the newspaper employee, 'today is Saturday .. the Sunday
paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on Sunday.'

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a
ray of recognition... As she was heard to mutter 'Well shit... So that's
why no one was at church today.'