A happy exciting birthday to Ellen
You sure don't look one day older
and your looks sure aren't telling
your spirit is just getting lot bolder
glittering and glowing your beauty
your wisdom in folders you save
While performing your daily duty
Oh my, but you are so loving brave
on the internet you forge forward
in the tangled web sites you travel
without doubt, you are no coward
mysteries aglore patiently unravel