*Maven walks into the room and sees all his biffles*
Maven: YO DAWG
*Maven and Scar chest bump as Maven goes flying into a wall and loses several of his teeth and breaks his collar bone but he gets up and smiles through the blood*
Maven: Angel mah girl, and oh lawdy lawd, Fake Steph. Is that my boy Jack!....everyone's here!!
*Maven, Scar, Jack, Fake Steph, and Angel get into a circle and start singing songs about love and tranqulity as this random female's limp body lies there motionless*
Maven: Who the hell is this jobber and who invited her to our party?
Scar: That Gwendolyn Riley
Maven: What in the good lord's name is a Gwendolyn? Is that a long narrow flat bottomed boat?
Scar: No that a gondola
Maven: Oh, oh, my bad Scar, sorry I didn't major in literature!
*Scar gives a dumbfounded look*
Maven: Well this jobber bitch doesn't even deserve a title as prestigious as the 24/7 title...this is our title! So I'll take it back to our group, deal?
*everybody agrees as they all circle Gwendolyn and dance awkwardly as Maven covers Gwendolyn 1---------2---------?