I had just walked through the main doors of the UKCW Headquarters, here in a place where many of the stars of the European Division are seen resting. I walk confidently towards the changing areas as a handsome young stagehand approaches me,
~`Stagehand`~ Excuse me, Miss. I am sorry but this area is soley for the use of UKCW talent. I am going to half to ask you to please leave the premisis. I look at this man, not knowing whether to tell him politly that I am a talent here, or whether I should just shove me size 5.5 up his ass until he realizes just who in the hell I am. I drop my bag still meeting his gaze as he seems impatient with me. I reach into my bag, as the man peers over me looking into it with me, as he sees my various assortment of...toys. Finally I retract what I had been looking for a few sheets of paper folded into a little square. I close my bag knowing the stagehand was curious about me even more so now. I stand before him and brush the hair off my shoulder as I hand the papers out to him, ~`Envy O'Rahilly`~ I do so believe, sir, that this will tell you in the most polite way possible, that you need to be backing off of me and letting me through the door. He looks at me even more so with a curious expression as he unfolds the papers and reads them silently to himself. He glances over my signature at the bottom as he mouths my name of Envy, ~`Stagehand`~ Oh, please excuse Miss O'Rahilly, I didn't know it was you. It's just with there being so many new people comming and going lately, I have been told to be extra cautious of who I let in here. ~`Envy O'Rahilly`~ I understand, and I tell you what, since we both know this was just a misunderstanding, I will let you make it up to me. I bite my bottom lip as he looks at me with a glaze in his eye, ~`Stagehand`~ I see, and just what can I do, to make it up to you? ~`Envy O'Rahilly`~ Well I move in closer to him, You can start I stand just inches from his mouth as he seems wanting of me, by taking my bags to my appropriate lockerroom! ~`Stagehand`~ Oh...um...sure...yes, I can do that, right away Miss. The Stagehand reaches past me as he takes my bag in his hands and starts to head off towards my designated area as I yell to him, ~`Envy O'Rahilly`~ And don't be snooping around in my bag either, you dirty little pervert, or I will have to take matters into my own hands! I smile to myself pleasingly as I see the man scurry down the lockerroom area. I then glance around the not-so-empty area as I see a few people who are obviously my competition and my pleasures. I smirk as I walk up breaking up their conversation as I speak to them with my hand extended, ~`Envy O'Rahilly`~ Why hello there. I would be Envy, and you are...? I stand before this new person as I wait for them to speak, ~`TBC`~ Anyone Who Wants To |