"JAWS" plays over the PA as Sean Walker is shown standing in a Studio which has a background set up like Underwater of an Ocean
Sean Walker: ARGHHH My Little Sharkies. Welcome the madan voyage on The Shark Tank. SKCW's newest Online Show. I would like to thank The Hill's and Eric Bischoff for Granting me this show and each week I plan on talking about various topics going on in SKCW. First topic is myself. As you know I was injured by The Masked ICON and Pennywise. Despite my cameo appearance at Halloween Havoc I have not recieved medical clearance to return to the ring yet so I will be out of action for a bit but I shall return eventually and you can obviously still seem every week right here on The Shark Tank.
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Sean Walker: Now the big topic I want to talk about is the goings on in UKCW. More so with my brother Chris. Now us Walker's are proud of Chris for being the SKCW International Champion and we are hoping that Chris beats the living hell out of Tim Wilkins on Insurrextion but also Matt Stevenson and JBL to retain his title. However thats not what I wanted to talk about. It's not a secret that Walker's have an obsession with stripping naked and running around. It's called streaking. I seem the be the only one in the family that is not fond of this but I have my own obsession which if you look around you can see that. However lately we learned that Chris has found a new streaking friend. It's not his wife Kendra whose been at home with there your daughter Kera. It's SKCW Divas Champion Kalyna Valenski. Now I just wanted to talk about this to try to put to rest any rumors that may pop up. Chris loves streaking and apparantly so does Kalyna so the instant thought is Chris is cheating on Kendra. Now us Walker's are very good at seperating our obsessions and well sex. Just because Kalyna is running naked with Chris and may even share some nakedy things with Chris that does not mean that Chris is sleeping with Kalyna. It's just his hobby. So Chris and Kalyna are just friends. Hope that clears the air.
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Sean Walker: Now the final topic of the week I want to talk about is Torrie Wilson. As you all know in the past Torrie and I were friends. We shared a very similar relationship to Chris and Kalyna meaning that despite how it seemed there was no sex going on. Just because I saw just about every part of Torrie and probably took a bite out of every part of Torrie. I never once took it further then that but thats not what I'm going to talk about. After reading her Divas Personal. I discovered that Torrie has taken up my habit of ass bitting and apparantly Ryan Cage enjoys it. Now Tor I'm glad that apparantly you enjoyed that experience but the average person finds it a bit odd. I get away with it because most people think I'm "Special" even though I'm just..
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Sean Walker: Different but Torrie a suggestion. Drop the ass biting unless of course yours truly is involved and even though she will be mad for me sharing this information. Yes Traci likes it when I do that to her to but hey like I always say. Chicks Dig The Fin. Until next time remember ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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