Allies Enemies Managed By/Dating Accomplishments Out Of Character Traci Lowell, Scott Walker, Matt Walker, Chris Walker, Skylar Walker, Mallory Walker, Kendra Walker, Charlie Haas, Jaime Lavelle, Torrie Wilson Jerome Morris, Jamie Gunz, Randy Orton Traci Lowell SKCW: SKCW North American Champion, SKCW No Limits Champion, SKCW Tag Team Champion(2x) WHW: WHW Tag Team Champion KSCWE: Never wrestled in KSCWE ??? S E A N "JAWS" plays over the PA as Sean Walker is shown standing in a Studio which has a background set up like Underwater of an Ocean Sean Walker: ARGHHH My Little Sharkies. Welcome the third edition of The Shark Tank. I hope everyone is having a very Sharktastic Week. Now in this week's edition of The Shark Tank I plan on attacking three issues. Lets jump right into it. The first topic I would like to touch on is Zoe Mason. It seems that every man in this company wants Zoe Mason. Now there is a way to settle this and I personally think it would be a great endorcement chance for SKCW. Contact ABC about filming The Bachlorette with Zoe Mason. Contestants could be those like Ryan Cage, Tim Wilkins, Matt Stevenson, Edge, Alex Crist, Randy Orton, Scar, Mini Scar, Jerome Morris, and whoever else wants a piece of Zoe Mason. All joking aside though about Zoe Mason. I honestly don't get the obsession. Now don't me wrong about Zoe. I think she is a beautiful diva and I think of her as a sister as all us Walker's do since she's dated our brother Jason but why the obsession with her. Does she have something that I'm missing out on? Does she crap money? Does she piss gold. Seriously whats so special about her that like nine men all want to sleep with her? It's just something I don't get and I feel bad for Zoe for constantly having to deal with this stuff. Zoe my suggestion tell all men your a Lesbian, make out with Tara Rayge and be done with it all. :Sean smiles and puts a thumbs up: Sean Walker: Now the second topic of this week is the Soap Opera known as...As The Game Turns. In this week's edition we saw Triple H being suspended by Stevie Hill thus putting the show on Hiatus. Personally I'm very sad about this news. I was really interested in finding out if Victoria was pregnant. If Triple H would commit semi-adultary by sleeping with his estranged wife? Why is Triple H staying with his sister? Can't he get his own place? Is Alyssa really Triple H's sister? Or is Triple H really staying with Melissa who looks very much like Alyssa? Why else would Melissa get so mad? Is Melissa pregnant with H's child? Does Kurt Angle have a man crush on Triple H? You see its truly endless and now we just won't find out the answers to these dieing questions. Here's to Scott Hill returning and saving the day because after all, He is a Superman In Training. :Sean smiles: Sean Walker: The last topic of the week is SKCW's Hiring of Alf. Now some are calling this a "Jump The Shark" moment but trust me. I have looked and looked and ducked and ducked but nobody has even attempted to jump over me. :Sean laughs to himself: Sean Walker: I personally think its great. SKCW is a equal opportunity employer. They hire Clowns, Masked Freaks, Perverts, Humper's, Skanks, Dork's, Nerd's, Witches, Psycho's, Super Heroes, Flasher's, Streakers, Shark's, and now Aliens. I would like to wish Alf the best of luck in SKCW and I look forward to crossing pathes with him in the future. So until next time Sharky's. Remember this has been The Shark Tank and we will be back next week. Same Sharky Station, Same Shark Time. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH :The Shark Tank Ends: W A L K E R file//:Disclaimer; This Layout Was Kelli-Made For Matt's Use Only As Sean Walker Through SKCW. If I Find That Any Part Of This Table Has Been Taken, Altered In Any Way, Used Without Permission,You Will Be Severely Bitched At! It's Not That Hard To Make a Table! Anyway's, Thanks For Listening And Have a Nice Day!