Jessica Port is pacing around the ring livid shortly after arriving backstage. Jessica: What the hell? Are you serious? Disqualified? How did that happen?  I mean they think we were going to kiss just to get votes to win. We SO above that. Brooke: Yeah if only they knew we actually kiss all the time in private. I mean I'm sure they just wanted to let some of the other girls get a chance at winning cause let's face it with me and you around. No one is going to take a victory over us. Jessica: Girl i already know! But I am kinda relieved Heidi didn't win again. What a sore winner! She totally got a big head over it and I'm like you got lucky. Seriously. Get over youself. Brooke: I'm sorry but what is up with Charisma thinking Michelle Morris would look better in a bikini doesn't she know she's hot. She could totally be our third wheel. Jessica: OMG! Three times the beauty! Except she has no self confidence. That's what it takes to be bad ass. Oh yeah I say bad ass now. Brooke: I'm not going to lie I don't love it but maybe it'll grow on me. Jessica: Mini Scar totally dissed her. That was not cool. I don't like him. Midgets freak me out. I can't see him. I will just kick him! Midgets are so weird with their little arms and their legs and their voices. NO!!!! I can't do it Brooke. Make sure he never comes near me. Brooke: Girl you know I have your back. Wer're cool like that. I guess midgets can be weird but I'm not freaked out by them. They're people to. just shrinked. Jessica: Whatever. but back to Charisma she totally needs our guidance did you see what she was wearing. I mean I totally didn't mean to laugh but I just couldn't help it. Brooke: Well we are already being attacked for being a "duo" please we're just friends. Now with the whole kiss thing I bet we become lovers. You know my sister is a lesbian? Jessica: OMG! How weird! Does she take her girlfriend home with her for vacay? I would be no good with a lesbian sister with her lover at the christmas table. I don't see how girls can be lesbians. Theres nothing like having big strong arms around me. The heat from his body keeping me warm. Brooke: Ew.. sick-o I know what it feels like. Jessica: Shut up Melanie! Brooke: WTF is Jousting? Jessica: I think it's a drug or something. I don't know but I know we're going to kick ass and it's going to be bad ass. So love it. Let's go. I hear the VIP tramps are going to have a party! Brooke: I'm so there! Jessica: We just won't hook up with Dylan and Jason. Brooke: Yeah we won't. I would be no good with Dylan and Jason. Girl we don't need enemies before we even get signed. Jessica: But they would be a prize within themselves. I can think of things to do while we are all suspeneded. Shut up! We're not going to pull a Melanie and stalk a superstar. The Girls laugh and walk off. TBC by Brooke Moore only. OOC: This generic layout will only last till Dawn can finish my layout.... sorry peeps.