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.MANAGER. -Charisma Simmons .ACCOMPLISHMENTS. ALEX SKCW                             -SKCW Tag Team Champion(2x w/Chris Alan) -SKCW No Limits Champion(2x) -SKCW Xtreme Champion(2x) WHW                             -WHW World Heavyweight Champion ----------------------- CHRIS SKCW                             -SKCW Tag Team Champion(2x w/Alex Crist) -SKCW Xtreme Champion   The fans are filling into their seats in the sold-out arena that will soon be the home to another amazing edition of Genocide, when suddenly gunshots echo off through the arena as the beat of "God Forbid" starts up when the fans jump from their seats and begin to cheer on not expecting to see the guns.  Then suddenly the black curtain swings open as Alex and Chris run out and stop at the top of the ramp way.  They stand back to back as they simitaniously make gun signs with their hands pointing towards the ring.  They then act like they shoot the ring as they bring their hands up blowing at the tip of their hands as Charisma Simmons walks out and stands behind the two. Chris Alan then starts to walk down the ramp way making the Detroit signal with his hand as Alex follows behind doing the same gestures with Charisma smileing behind them.  They then get half ways down the ramp as they take off running and slide into it.  They each hop up on a corner turnbuckle as Chris points towards the crowd with a wink as meanwhile Alex makes the Detroit sign again and then brings his hands over his head to make an "A" shape with them as Charisma then enters the ring and stands at the ropes between them grabbing the top rope and holding up her free arm also making the gun gesture.  Alex and Chris then jump from the corners as they turn and are handed a microphone. .ALEX CRIST. Well now, I for one can definatly say it has been a long time since we have been out here addressing you the fans about an upcomming match-up.  And now here we are, back after a lead pip controlled assualt, and we still stand tall as the Motorcity Machine Guns, and in which case we are ready to make our grand return right here live tonight from Trenton! - crowd pop .CHRIS ALAN. This is true.  See it was back in November at Survivor Series, where myself and Alex lead a team into some real trouble, some I guess you cou;ld say Genetic Trouble.  Lead by a man who we idolized in Scott Steiner, but a man of whom as of lately we have been wondering why we idolized this man. .ALEX CRIST. Yeah, see Scott, don't get us wrong.  You are the Genetic Freak, Big Poppa Pump, but after the recent intervines of us and you at two seperate pay per views, we know you don't have anything in reguards to us, but hey it's ok seriously we get it, your afraid that these two young, hot superstars from Detroit, could be more well-known names that you are.  We could become the first names that come to mind when anyone says name a wrestler or wreslters from Detroit! .CHRIS ALAN. But hey Scotty, don't worry because I am sure you can still be the third named, I am sure that among our ammunition of the fans theres bound to be like one maybe two freaks still swimming around out there. .ALEX CRIST. So it's not a total bust Scott, I know you will still have the Guns laying claim to being some of your "freaks" even after our history.  But right now with this being a debut, Chris lets move off the topic of why we were out, and lets carry onwards to our return match.  See tonight we get to prove once more why the Guns are a super team, who have beaten true obsticles that have been laid in front of us before.  We shot down Project Asshole, we pulled a hit and run on the Vaneral Infested People, and now we will be getting the prime chance to end Rated RKO before they ever took off.  So Chris if you don't mind I'd like to start this off taking on probably the true man of this team in Edge. Now Edge likes to credit himself as being Rated R, Edge, seriously I have heard you speak, and I have seen you wrestle, if you can call it that.  Your more like Rated PG!  Sad but true, I mean yeah you have this whole dating Torrie Wilson, which is like picking up on well lets see the sloppy seconds of Sean Walker followed into Ryan Cage and so on many times before that, hell Edge I wouldn't be surprised if Orton even caught something off that, or vice versa, no wonder he was so eager to be your buddy. But then in the ring we get this Edge who tries to sell himself as this maniac, this possessed man in the ring.  We give you credit, you took out Brandon Davis, a huge star in both of our books, just because Brandon was a man who ever time we were even on the same card he gave us Guns a good name as a respectable young team, and after watching you lead an attack on him, let me just go on the record of saying tonight since Brandon can't physically come back right now and drop your asses like he wants, we will start the job for him, and we will do it with a smile on our faces! .CHRIS ALAN. Well Alex since you got to speak on Edge, let me carry this over onto the man who shockingly enough has actually done something in his career, which is surprisuing, because truthfully I thought the only thing Randy was good for was selling STDS, which in my opinion he would be a good addition to Jason Wins version of the VIP! Now Orton, I know you like to credit yourself as this legend killer, but I think that really only implies to the fact that ever legend you have ever faced has almost killed your career!  See Orton I in truth see you as an over talker who doesn't do much more than that, talk, talk, and guess what fans, talk!?  Which makes us wonder how you became a World Champion, ever, like who did you beat, Scar?  It makes me really wonder. But in honesty Orton I think tonight you should also be looking at this as a deja vu kind of feeling.  See you was one half of the tag team champions before with a man who actually had an Edge, no pun intended, but anyways you was co-holder, taking on us.  Then we were debuting, and now we are returning, you see the similarities here Orton.  Becuase it will be just like before, with me and Alex beating you and taking those title back home to Detroit, and back in their rightful place on the side with the guns! .ALEX CRIST. So Ege, Orton, Rated RKO, get ready becuase tonight your facing one of the youngest, hottest tag teams, and a shoe-in for tag team of the year, 2008, - Alex and Chris stop and pose winking at a camera - And we will also be taking those titles being the last tag team to hold those titles for the year of 2008.  And guys we will do this because we are the Motorcity Machine Guns... .CHRIS ALAN. .,,And We Are made In Detroit! "God Forbid" starts up again as Charisma makes the Detroit sign now, as Chris looks at Alex who shrugs as Alex and Chris then stand beside her making the same signal as the scene fades away.