The scene opens up to Madison Sqaure Garden in New York, NY. The crowd are excited for Massacre on 34th Street. The crowd wave their signs around and cheer at the top of their lungs. The cameras pan around the crowd and then eventually reach the SKCW Massacre At 34th Street announce team of Melissa, Jason Frost & Jordan Blaire representing Overdrive! & Mark Madden, Kristin Sun and Jason Hurley representing Genocide. Melissa: Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to SKCW Massacre on 34th Street, 2008! Its the last pay per view of the year and it is going to be off the charts! Im Melissa, hear with my Overdrive! colleagues: Jordan Blair and Jason frost! Jordan Blaire: We have such a huge show for you tonight with all the superstars from Overdrive! and Genocide. Jerome Morris must face the Elimination Chamber in order to retain the SKCW World Heavyweight Championship while Dylan Monroe and Zoe Mason must face three other teams in order to retain their SKCW Championship and SKCW Womens Championship! Jason Frost: Also, Rose Thorn must battle Flame for the SKCW Womens World championship in one of Flame's most suited matchs, an Xtreme Rules match. Melissa: The Womens North American, Womens Impact, SKCW Tag Team, SKCW Xtreme and SKCW Impact championshisp will be on the line! Jordan Blaire: Also the Womens Tag Team and Naughty Divas championship will be on the line in one match when Carmen Moreno and Sophia Philips will take on Abigal Morris and the SKCW Naughty Divas Champion Ta-- Just before Jordan can finish saying her name the titan tron lights up and sensual music is heard playing. The crowd quickly bring their attention to the screen as it shows a candle lit room with a large chaise lounge in the middle. On this Chaise lounge is the Naughtiest Diva in SKCW, Tai Cooper. She is sipping a glass of champagne and smirking into the camera as she wears some black lingerie. Tai Cooper: Good evening, New York City. I have to say I am enjoying being back in the City that never sleeps because if you walk down some of the streets here you will see some of the naughtiest actions ever thought of by man. With underground S&M clubs, nudiest bars and swingers joints as well as the abundance of sexy and slutty lingerie stores this is deffinatly a city for the Naughtiest Woman in the world ME! After all I am the longest reigning SKCW Naughty Divas Champion and that means so much more than the most title reigns which that fat ugly or what we hot girls call 'fugly' slut Jezebel holds, as a five time champion. That just means she's lost the championship five times! Two of which were to me. Silly bitch. So what better city than to host the event in which I win a second championship to have over my other shoulder... It looks so naked and bare without gold over it... but then again naked and bare isnt that bad is it? Tai smirks and takes another sip of her champagne before slowly carressing her breasts for a breif moment as the male portion of the crowd cheers. Tai Cooper: So tonight I will take on Sophia Philips and her most annoying, skanky and pathetic tag team partner who thinks she is naughty because she has sex with men and lets them shit on her chest. Thats not naughty, hell thats not even sexy! Its just some guys have a fetish for animals, its called Beastiality and well thats where Carmen fits in. But Y'see I need a tag team partner for this match and cus' of some very weird events involving a shark mask, Abigal Morris is my tag team partner for tonight and future womens tag champion! Now I have gotta admit it I don't like Abigal. She annoys me, she prances around like butter wouldnt melt, like she's the nicest chick in this entire company when I know deep down she's gotta be a fucked up bitch! Especially with a brother like Jerome. I mean I love men with power, gold and money but even I wouldnt touch him and im nearly as bad as Stephanie McMahon! None the less she is my tag team partner tonight and I want those damn Tag championships and I know Abigal does too. From what Abigal said earlier she's pretty focused on the task in hand and thats to kick those Genocide bitch asses and steal their gold cus' it would look so much better around the two blonde bombshell's waists... not some trashy brunettes or whatever hair colour that frikkin' dog Carmen has now. Abigal is right, we have this in the bag. But Abigal, Remember, I am the naughty one in this match... you step out of line imma have to embaress you! Im not your friend... lets just call this a buisiness agreement! Now im sad to say I must go, a future double champion has to look nice for her match! Tai giggles to herself as she takes another sip of champagne. The cameras fade to black... |