Coin-Operated...Tear You Apart

Cameras open up showing the snowscapes of the surroundings from the country of Germany, then showing the local sites of Belin laying home to the next edition of UKCW Pay Per Views.  Cameras then go inside the arena as all eyes turn towards the main screen where a snowy winter seen is shown as the words Envy are scribbled across the screen causing the fans in attendance to start hollering and cheering as I appear on the screen wearing a skimpy little christmas outfit.  I appear to be writing on piece of paper as I pause for a second to bite the end of the pencil I am using to write with.  My eyes then focus down as they line up with the cameras as I smile and begin to speak.

~`Envy O'Rahilly`~ Well as we all know with the Christmas Holidays approaching, this is the time to show who is truely naughty and who is always nice.  And with knowing just what match lies ahead for me at Xmas Xecution, I can definatly say that I will be extra naughty in that little Hardcore Snow Bunny match!
I pull the pen out of my mouth with a sexy look as I continue
So as I see this, I must admit to first off being really excited about this chance, because not only is this a match I will love to be a wrestle in, it is also a chance for me to become the first ever crowned UKCW Womens' Hardcore Champion, now I must admit do you not think that title would look astonishing around my waist!?
Now with knowing what is at stake and what the match stipulation is, I bet your all wondering who do I have to go through to get this title to come home with me.  Well one name is that of a young lady who I must admit this is the first time I am really actually in a true match with her.  That lady being Kandy Kane!
Now Kandy, I know your one who has been told your just too sweet, matching your name.  And I do have to admit, facing someone named Kandy Kane, over a Christmas themed event, is really pretty cool.  But you Kandy, I just don't see you winning it here tonight, facts be told, you just really are way too sweet for this style and what it can and will bring, that is the pain, and always pleasure of the hardcore rules.  So Kandy, as I make my list, I will grant you on the nice side, so with that I wish you best of luck!
I smile sweetly as I think for a second about my other oppoent as my expression changes before talking.
Now we have the bimbo of the match.  Little Miss "All I want for Christmas is the riches of the world" When really Diamond I think this year you should be asking Santa for some free Liposuction, because as I see you, I honestly see enough fat on your ass that you could probably feed a third world country for a year.
And the sad thing is, I talk to you in this like your a big threat to me, we already proved you aren't.  The bikini battle, the divas battle, I have taken you out each and every single time, and yet you still proclaim your better than me.  So really I want to know who'se matches you've been thinking your wrestling in, because after the battles we've had, I don't you could carry a torch in the presence of even the other blow-up doll Jillian!
So Diamond, tonight we step further into this fued we have, but the thing is tonight the Diamond is going to get a blemish in the shade of crimson just in time for the holiday festivities.
So ladies, that is really all I care to say, because I know that title is comming home with me, so ladies don't forget that before, during and especially after when that title is mine, just remember to be, Envious!

I smile sweetly waving at the camera as I go back to my list with the scene fading away behind that.

(c.) cruel intentions at daf.