Coin-Operated...Tear You Apart

Here it is a weeks passed since Rebellion.  Yet another win on my belt, and gearing up for a new challenage on this weeks Insurrextion.  I stand before a thin black curtain, hearing the roar from the crowd on the other side.  As many times as I have done this before, yet it still gives me chills, and the nervous butterflies.  The music guy looks to me and nods with a wink as I hear the slow and steady beat of "Coin-Operated Boy" begin to play over.  I shake off the nervousness again, as I push the curtain aside and walk out wearing a black 'Misfits' tank top along with tightishly baggy jeans.  I look around the arena as I smile towards the fans.  I begin to make my way down the ramp way as a few fans extend their hands, and I happily walk over to them sliding my hand along their arm and continue on with a wink in their direction.  I get to the ring area as I run and slide into the ring.  I then situp on my knees and kiss my hand bringing it up and saluting the fans.  I then jump up off my knees as I walk over to Zara Morgan and get a microphone from her.  I then stand center stage as I bring the microphone up to my lips and begin to speak.

~`Envy O'Rahilly`~ Tonight will be a great night to be remembered all over the UKCW.  Because tonight as signed by one Miss Holly Mathews, there is to be this eight diva over the top battle royal.  Where the winner, well let's just say she gets to be the lucky lass that will get the chance of meeting either Kalyna or Melanie for the Divas Championship.
Now me personally either lassie would be a huge challenage, and it would be an honor to go up against either, but before i get ahead of myself, i first need to get through little fight for the right party.
Now as luck would have it, being on my side, being that I am fresh off of winning a battle royal at Rebellion, I am looking to keep that streak alive here this week on Insurrextion.  See at Rebellion, I proved little Miss Fake Body, I am a diva that unlike her, I can back up my words in this very ring, and get the job done, and I can do it wearing a super tight red bikini!
The crowd cheers and I even get a few whistles as I blush slightly before continuing on.
So even with this being a regular wrestling attired match-up, I will still hold up on proving why I am going to be a diva to beat!  So let's get onto the other ladies in this contest.
Now then, first off I would like to get the ones who really I could care less about being in this match with. Those ladies being; the masked Goddess, Aysun Ece, the blow-up doll Jillian, and of course the wanna-be diva Veronica Price.  Now these three after that poor performance at Rebellion, they showed me that I was right, and just about every lass in the back was right, those three may be able to lace up boots, and walk down to the ring, but all-in-all, they just don't have what it takes to mean buisness!  So let's get down to the real deal of the drama queens.
I point towards the big screen as an image of Fiona O'Grady appears.
Fiona, one of the other rare formed Irish Lassies.  Fiona, I admit when I first came onto the scene, you seemed like a total bitch!  So the longer I was here, the more I realized, you are an uber bitch!  See Fiona, you was my first televised match-up, and even though that Natalia ran interference on us, the facts still prove, I had you beat so many times.  So Fiona, since no one has really heard to much from you in a long while, I can really only say that I wish you luck, but in truth, I don't even think luck could save your ass this week!
I smile again as the image of Kandy Kane pops up.
Kandy, I know you to be a diva who likes to use the phrase don't let the name foll you, but in reality hun, after hearing some of your promos you've cut, and seeing you in this ring, I really must admit, the name does fit.  You certainly are as sweet as your name sounds, hell I would bet top dollar to saying you probably don't have one single hardcore bone in your body.  Whereas for myself, well hun, just watch the bikini brawl and that should show just how hardcore I can get.  So Kandy, sweetie, tonight, just isn't your night, but I will tell you one thing, since it is a festive time of the year, and your name does bring to mind Christmas in the whole, I will also wish you some luck tonight, but if you cross me, then I won't hesitate to stuff your stocking!
I wink into the camera looking towards the screen as this time it is Diamonds face.
Ah, all I want for Christmas is my fake barbie with thousands of dollars spent on breast implants, and apparently from how she felt when I tossed her out of the ring fake ass as well!  Diamond, babe, you tried so very hard to get under my skin.  You tried to call me on rages of jealousy towards just about everything about you, when the fact was you was farther from the truth than ever.  Now Diamond a whole new battle royal, last time it was just a preview for the womens hardcore division, but now, now it's for a shot at getting a shot to face the Diva's Champion!  Diamond I will admit, the Divas Championship does fit you perfectly, because you think Diva, you think some prostetic barbie dolls, and well you add in the fact that the barbie doll has poseable knees, and legs that spread easier than butter, and you get, Diamond Lopez!  But who am I to judge right?  I mean I wasn't the one here who got down on her knees almost immediatly for an ex, I wasn't the one who broke up a relationship just to some from an oversized baboon, now Diamond I know being from around the parts of Texas, close to being south of the border, your probably used to being a performer for the local donkey shows, I mean it is no wodner why you would go after the gorilla man, but in seriousness hun, animal cruelity, is still animal cruelty, even if the beast enjoys it!  Now I know you'll run your mouth, because well it is just you, and we all know the stretch marks around your mouth are from running it, and well a little something else that we will call "How Diamond Got Ahead in Life!"
I smile and wink.
Diamond let me just make something clear hun, you didn't beat me at Rebellion, you won't beat me here this week on Insurrextion, so don't waste your breathe, you need it for blowing.  But in the case that you do show up, just know I'll be watching!
I smile once more looking at the screen knowing who is left as an image of Raine appears.
Raine, quite possibly one of the toughest lasses I know of here in UKCW!  Raine is a lass that will physically put you through hell, and do it all the while with a big smile on her face.  I see Raine as the biggest threat towards me, not just because of her history in SKCW, not just because she is a lady that proved she can roll with and even beat the men, but because Raine is a diva that I admire as an individual.  She stood for what she wanted, and always fought so hard to get it.  The bad part of this being Raine has never given up on anything, or left something without at least winning her ultimate goal first.  Raine, tonight you are my main event, you are the lady to beat, and tonight I am ready, willing, and able to go all out against you.  So Raine, no bad words to you, but I will say may the best lass win.
So with all this being said I really only have to just get ready and prepare for this match-up of my young career.  So lassies, all I will say is that tonight we all fight for the right to gain a shot at facing the Divas Champion, and I will say that after i win this battle, Don't Forget to be Envious!

I smile once more as I lay the microphone on the ring mat, as "Coin-Operated Boy" plays again.  I then start to make my way out of the ring and towards the backstage as the scene fades away behind me.

(c.) cruel intentions at daf.