:"Just Like You" hits the PA System as the crowd surprisingly cheers as Ryan Cage emerges from the back: Katie: Making his way to the ring from Boston, Massachusetts......Ryan Cage! :Ryan grabs a microphone and begins to speak: Ryan Cage: So tonight Genocide will be granting all of you fans a "Royal Rumble Preview" which I would normally be stoked to be a part of except that I have been placed with a bunch of jobbers and has beens. So i should have no problem winning, but I also think this is a huge waste of time. I will still address everyone because I'm determined to win this thing and I gotta prepare somehow. Two of my close friends Scar and Mini Scar will be competing and guys I love your backstage segments and would love if the two of you got a sitcom. Now tonight I say we work together because I would feel crushed eliminating the two of you. And Scar I hope you find love soon, I'm rooting for you. Next we have Alex Crist and Chris Alan...which I guess you could call an up and coming tag team though they've been around forever. Come on guys, you're a good team, but when it comes to singles matches you're not really a threat, sorry. Kenny Justice has been achieving mild success since I've last worked with him in his horrid preformance at Survivor Series, but you're still not in my league buddy, sorry. Blake Johnson is a new guy and probably think he has a chance but he's never competed with the likes of me, and will soon find out how unsuccessful he will be against me. And lastly, my biggest competition which is hardly competition at all, Jakob King. Jakob I beat you a few weeks back, and tonight won't be any different. I'll admit we're the top two hands down, but you're not even close to my league buddy. So you may draw #2 here but in the real rumble, didn't your ass go first last year? Sorry dude, history tends to repeat itself so I'll see you out there :"Just Like You" hits as Ryan Cage makes his way to the back: |