file//:Warning; This Show Expresses Views And Actions Not of Those by Scott Hill, Stevie Hill, Kellianne Hill, or The SKCW. The Views Expressed Are Those of The Shawn Matthews Character Only. Current Guest Past Guests Possible Next Guest Out Of Character Triple H Victoria, Trish Morris, Zoe Mason, Kelli Hardy Tim Wilkins ??? S H A W N [-[ "Wanted: Dead or Alive" hits to open up Matthews Mat with Shawn Matthews in the ring ]-] //:Shawn Matthews - Hello SKCW, I am Shawn Matthews and this is Matthews Mat. Now tonight will be my 5th Matthews Mat which is already a very popular show as I have superstars begging for the chance to be on here which actually surprises me but I guess I must be doing a great job then. Now one of the major complaints against my show has been that I am sexist. No not sexist towards women but sexist in the way that I have only had women on my show but tonight that all changes because I am going to interview a SKCW Male Superstar and not just any male superstar but the #1 Superstar of all time. That's right Triple H is live on Matthews Mat. Now without further ado, I give to you the "King of Kings" the "Game" the father of Evolution X and D-Generation X, I give to you Triple H!!!!   :"King of Kings" hits as Triple H makes his way out to the Matthews Mat set and gets a microphone:   Shawn Matthews: Welcome Triple H and thank you for coming on   Triple H: Yeah anytime   Shawn Matthews: Now Hunter there is a lot of questions I have for you but before I get into questions, do you mind playing Word Association?   Triple H: No fire away   Shawn Matthews: Great lets begin with....Kurt Angle   Triple H: Second greatest wrestler in history, brother-in-law, sometimes best friend. My toughest and favorite opponent   Shawn Matthews: Matt Hardy   Triple H: Brother-In-Law, Sensei of Mattitude. Great Leader, Great Wrestler, ranks slightly under Kurt for everything   Shawn Matthews: Charlie Haas   Triple H: Padawon learner. Future of the business   Shawn Matthews: Randy Orton   Triple H: Legend Killer. Horrible taste in women. Randy could be great but tends to think with the wrong head 99% of the time which is Randy's downfall   Shawn Matthews: Ryan Cage   Triple H: Had a bright future. Not sure where he disappeared too but he could have been great   Shawn Matthews: Christian   Triple H: A guy I wanted to face but never got the chance   Shawn Matthews: Brandon Davis   Triple H: Same as Christian, I would have loved to battle Brandon   Shawn Matthews: The Walker's   Triple H: Streakers. All are tough opponents and I should know, I've faced them all. Matt is by far the one I know the best seeing as I broke him in as panCAKEman but Scott to me is the best overall just because he is the oldest and trained the rest   Shawn Matthews: Stephanie McMahon   Triple H: Slut, I briefly dated Stephanie and that was the worst few weeks of my life. I'm glad I didn't pull a Randy Orton and jump into bed with her, Little H would have never been the same   Shawn Matthews: Dark Marine   Triple H: My fellow D-Generate. Dark Marine circa 02-03 was not the same Dark Marine of today. I am glad to see Dark Marine finally taking things seriously and Dark Marine is a 1000 better person and wrestler now in 06 and D-X will thrive as a result   Shawn Matthews: The Masked ICON   Triple H: Tough Son of a Bitch. I don't fear him like others do but I don't want to face him a lot either, he is a tough SOB   Shawn Matthews: Stevie Richards   Triple H: Stooge, I know Stevie is SKCW Champion and leader of the bWo but Stevie to me will always be my lackey and just remember Stevie, I stole your flower from you   Shawn Matthews: Kelli Hardy   Triple H: A female version of me. I mean that honestly, she has all the same qualities just some taken to the extreme because she is a woman and I don't want to get in to it but lets just say about once a month, Matt tends to be a little more uneasy and has a few bruises from time to time   Shawn Matthews: Alyssa Amidala   Triple H: Half-Sister. Alyssa is great but she isn't Kelli. Alyssa shares a lot of the same traits but Alyssa seems to take after Victoria more then even me which is all due to Victoria's constant working with Alyssa. Proud of everything she does in the ring though   Shawn Matthews: Finally, Victoria   :Triple H turns away for a second:   Triple H: I knew this was going to end up coming up. Victoria is my ex wife, my greatest tag team partner of all time. Greatest woman's wrestler ever   Shawn Matthews: Come on Hunter you can't leave it at that. We want to know, are you banging Victoria again?   :Triple H looks annoyed with the question:   Triple H: Excuse me?   Shawn Matthews: I mean are you and Victoria back together?   Triple H: No, what happened on Genocide just sorta happened it wasn't planned I didn't know it so everyone is just reading more in to it then what it is   Shawn Matthews: Do you still love Victoria?   Triple H: Yes in a way I do   Shawn Matthews: Are you going to leave Julianne Helmsley for Victoria?   Triple H: If those are the kinds of questions your going to ask, I'll leave   Shawn Matthews: Don't be a baby just answer it, the people want to know   Triple H: I don't know whats going to happen. I have to talk to Victoria first before anything else   Shawn Matthews: Ok see that wasn't so hard   :Triple H looks annoyed:   Triple H: Anything else?   Shawn Matthews: Are you planning on retiring anytime soon?   Triple H: I don't know, I was going to enjoy retirement but Alyssa needed me and I returned and then D-X happened and now it looks like I may be sticking around for a bit so who knows what the future holds   Shawn Matthews: Ok, well that's it for the questions so as usual, I am going to give you an open floor   Triple H: All I want to say is that nothing is going on between myself and Victoria. I am still happily married to Julez and we have a new born sun Peyton so I suggest everyone stop gossiping about me and Victoria and just get a life or else you will be introduced to my best friend....My Sledgehammer   Shawn Matthews: Thank you for taking the time to come on the show Hunter, My Ratings Thank You so until next time, This has been Matthews Mat [-[ "Wanted: Dead or Alive" hits to end the show ]-] TBC: Anyone... M A T T H E W S file//:Disclaimer; This Layout Was Kelli-Made© For Shawn Matthews' Use Only Through Blondie Baby. If I Find That Any Part Of This Table Has Been Taken, Altered In Any Way, Used Without Permission, You Will Be Severely Bitched At! *loads her gun* Now Back Away From The Layout!