file//:Warning; This Show Expresses Views And Actions Not of Those by Scott Hill, Stevie Hill, Kellianne Hill, Kaci Hill, or The SKCW. The Views Expressed Are Those of The Shawn Matthews Character Only. Current Guest Past Guests Possible Next Guest Out Of Character Michael Carter Victoria, Trish Morris, Zoe Mason, Kelli Hardy, Triple H, Tim Wilkins, Julianne Helmsley, Alyssa Amidala, Sara, Scott Hill, Traci Lowell, Shannon Moore, Torrie Wilson, Cory & Eric Hunter, Dylan Monroe, Jerome Morris, Kristin Tuselli, Adrianna Montag, Sean Walker, Randy Orton, Jezebel, Charlie Haas, Jason Win, Brandon Davis, Alex Crist & Chris Alan, Erin Roberts Lauren West, Michelle Morris, Seth Ryan, Jessica Port, Matt Hardy, Tai Cooper ??? S H A W N [-[ "You Give Love A Bad Name" hits to open up Matthews Mat with Shawn Matthews standing on a boat deck wearing a pair of sunglasses  ]-] //:Shawn Matthews - Hello SKCW, I am Shawn Matthews and this is Matthews Mat. Now I know normally you expect me to be standing in my set ready to bring out my guest to interview but tonight we are coming from a very special place the Double C. As you can see we are on the sea's today for this and I will be joined by the man who owns this boat, Michael Carter. So Michael come on into the picture   :Shawn walks over a little bit where Michael Carter is standing in an open shirt with a pair of sunglasses on his forhead:   Shawn Matthews: First off Michael thank you for bringing me here to do Matthews Mat   Michael Carter: No problem Shawn   Shawn Matthews: Now Michael before I get started with word association. I have to ask. What have you been doing since you were suspended? We have not heard a peep from any of the Carter Coalition outside of the 100th Genocide where you appeared Via Satelight.   Michael Carter: Well Shawn we could have fought the suspension and ultimatly won after a long drawn out court battle or we could have went home and collected our pay checks for well living the high life. We chose the latter. Look around Shawn this is paradise.   :Brooke Moore and Jessica Port walk past in a pair of bikini's:   Brooke Moore: We are going to lay out and sun tan   Michael Carter: Keep your bathing suits on ladies   Brooke Moore: But why   :Shawn begins to choke:   Michael Carter: We have company   :Brooke sighs as her and Jessica leave the picture:   Shawn Matthews: There here too   Michael Carter: Yes Shawn this is a very big boat   Shawn Matthews: I see who else is here   Michael Carter: Stephen and Nick are here somewhere probably lurking around where ever the girls are going and Kristin is someplace.   Shawn Matthews: I see well lets get down to business. First name would be Dylan Monroe   Michael Carter: I'm sure you would think I would trash him but the truth is. I think Dylan has had the same thing happen to him now that happened to me. I was once a cold hearted son of a bitch but Kristin got to me and changed me into the man I am. I was a womanizer and now I'm a one woman man and I guess Dylan is the same way now.   Shawn Matthews: What about Lauren West?   Michael Carter: Kristin would rant about how much she hates Lauren but me personally good for her and Dylan.   Shawn Matthews: Vince McMahon   Michael Carter: Jackass whose going to die of a heartattack from popping to many viagara one of these days   Shawn Matthews: Jason Win and Adrianna Montag   Michael Carter: Matt and Kelli Hardy knock offs. I must admit that I've seen both Matt and Kelli films and Jason and Adri films and well theres no comparison although if anyone could ever top the Hardy's it would be me and Kristin but sorry folks we have no plans on going into that business.   Shawn Matthews: Seth Ryan   Michael Carter: An annoying little piece of trash. Seth is the reason why we are still suspended. Vince suspsended as Genocide GM and Seth kept in place.   Shawn Matthews: Well thats it for Word Association but I do have a few more questions   Michael Carter: Fire away   Shawn Matthews: First one is what are your thoughts on Triple H and Victoria's pregnancy?   Michael Carter: I was stunned by the news. Who knew Victoria could get pregnant!   :Michael chuckles:   Michael Carter: Seriously though good for them. Hopefully Hunter settles up his divorce from Julez and marries Victoria again but then again that didn't work the first time. All I know is Hunter seems to have a fetish for psycho women and likes to knock them up. I guess his plan is to rule the world with an army of little psycho brats.   Shawn Matthews: Any chance of you and Kristin having a kid?   :Michael looks at Shawn serious:   Michael Carter: Kristin tell you to ask that   :Shawn goes to speak but Michael cuts him off:   Michael Carter: Thats all I've been hearing about is wanting to get married and start a family. I love the girl but I don't know if I'm ready for all that responsibilty just yet.   :Nick Carter comes running into the scene holding the bikini tops that Brooke and Jessica were wearing as Stephen comes after him:   Stephen Tuselli: Nick give them back right now!   Nick Carter: Quit being a girl. You know you want to see the boobies   Stephen Tuselli: Every time they go sun tanning you pull this   :The camera begins to pan away when Shawn Matthews grabs it focusing it back on him:   Shawn Matthews: Anyway Michael one final question   Michael Carter: If its about marriage or kids I don't want to hear it   Shawn Matthews: No its not. If your suspension was lifted today. Who would you target first?   Michael Carter: VIP and Vince McMahon would be the first names on my list without a doubt.   Shawn Matthews: Alright Michael thats it for the questions so as always if you have anything you would like to add feel free   Michael Carter: One of these days The Carter Coalition will be back and when they are back we will resume ruling over SKCW because after all. Whatever we want....we get.   Shawn Matthews: Well there you heard it from Michael Carter who I again would like to thank for having me on his boat. Until next time this has been Matthews Mat.   [-[ "You Give Love A Bad Name" hits to end the show ]-] M A T T H E W S file//:Disclaimer; This Layout Was Kelli-Made© For Shawn Matthews' Use Only Through Blondie Baby. If I Find That Any Part Of This Table Has Been Taken, Altered In Any Way, Used Without Permission, You Will Be Severely Bitched At! *loads her gun* Now Back Away From The Layout!