A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in New York City.
As he waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre'D was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and said "Sir, there is a one hour wait. I am programmed to converse with you until your table is ready, if you please."
Intrigued, the man said "alright."
 The robot clicked several more times and then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
 The man answered, "Oh, about 164."
 The robot then began to discuss the theory of relativity, Interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc..
 The man was most impressed. The next day he returned and thought that he would try a different tack.
 The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, Sir?"
 This time the man answered, "About 100".
So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest football scores, who was going to win the Super Bowl and what to expect the Yankees and Red Sox to do this season.
 The guy was tickled and had to try it one more time, so the next evening he returned.
 Again the robot asked what his IQ was.
 This time the man answered, "Oh, about 50".
 The robot clicked, hummed and clicked again then leaned in close and asked very slowly,   A-r-e    y-o-u-r    p-e-o-p-l-e     r-e-a-l-l-y   g-o-i-n-g   t-o   v-o-t-e   f-o-r   O-b-a-m-a???

Scary, but funny. Scary because it is so close to true.