Three men sat in the Billings airport waiting for a plane. A Native American, An Iraqi and an old cowboy. The old cowboy had his hat down over his eyes, apparently napping.
The Indian said: "At one time before White man come, we powerful. Land ours. Plenty game in forest and plenty fish in waters. Now we small and weak. Fish and game almost gone. Land not ours. Waters bad."
The Iraqi said: "At one time we were small and insignificant. Few men and few weapons. Now we are strong. Many men, many weapons. We will soon rule the world."
The old cowboy lifted his hat and said "Uh....We ain't played cowboys and ragheads yet!"