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| | From:  Dottiemaye (Original Message) | Sent: 12/26/2002 3:51 PM |
 The Hormone Hostage knows that there
are days in the month when all a man has to
do is open his mouth and he takes his
life in his hands. This is a handy guide
that should be as common as a driver's
license in the wallet of every
husband, boyfriend, or significant other.
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!
DANGEROUS: What are you SO worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE . . . . .
DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.
The definition of PMS........Pack My Suitcase |
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