A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made
it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his
van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then
make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
I decided to post this here. Well, I figure I have nothing Toulouse ... even !! 
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