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Staff Meeting
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>>> The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous
>>> staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is
>>> one pretty sharp boss!)
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>>> When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of
>>> having
>>> fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a
>>> quick contest.
>>> The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.The only rule was they had to use
>>> past
>>> ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the
>>> essence
>>> of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.
>>>
>>> About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a
>>> Top
>>> 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week
>>> went
>>> very well for everyone!
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>>> The top 10 were:
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>>> 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
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>>> 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
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>>> 8. Viagra, like a rock!
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>>> 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
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>>> 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
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>>> 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
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>>> 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
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>>> 3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
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>>> 2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
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>>> And the unanimous number one slogan:
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>>> 1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs. ... LOLOL ... even !!  |
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A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her .
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know ... even !!
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