This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO...........

After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband
accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.

Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and
preferred to get in and get out.  Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was
like most women--she  loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the
following letter from her local Wal-Mart.
 Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion
in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban
both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr.  Fenton are listed
below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
carts when they weren't looking.
2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's
restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.
6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and  told other
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from
the bedding department.
8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he  began crying
and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it  as a
mirror while he picked his nose.
10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department,  he asked
the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while  loudly humming
the ' Mission Impossible' theme
12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by
using different sizes of funnels.
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed  through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. December 21: When an announcement! came over the loud  speaker, he
assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least ...

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'

Regards,
Walmart ... Even !!