My neighbour has a puppy he's giving away (FREE!). 
 It's a Dachshund (..so not furry), it's house broken, 
 and it's great with kids. 
 He's giving it away because his wife 
 says the dog 'stares' at her when she is undressing, and 
 that gives her the 'Heebie Jeebies'.  I think she is just weird! 
 If you're interested, or know someone who is, let me know. 
 Here's a picture of the dog (see below )