Hail Google, full of hits.
Our searches are with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst search engines,
and blessed is the fruit of thy servers.
Holy Google, Mother of Searches.
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our disk crash.
Amen.
Our Google which art in cyberspace,
Hallowed be thy domain.
Thy search to come,
Thy results be done,
On my computer as it is in the WWW.
Give us this search our daily results.
Forgive us our spam, as those that have
spammed up against us.
And lead us not into infected sites,
But deliver us from Trojans.
For thine search engine is the greatest,
and the power,
and the glory,
For search after search.
Amen
Our Google, who art in internet,
Greatness be thy Name.
Thy Answers come.
When Searches be Done,
On Pc's as its calculated in internet.
Give us our Maps and daily Gmail.
And give us our Daily Trends,
As we seek out those in ZeitGeist.
And lead us not into the darkness of MSN,
But deliver us from Microsoft.
The Google is my Lord; I shall never want,
Thy Maketh me search in the great vastness:
Thy leadeth me to proper results.
Thy Restoreth my page:
Thy leadeth me in the links of righteiusness for the crawlers sake.
YEA!!! though I walk through the Valley of the shadow of Microsoft.
I will "do no evil" For thou art with me;
Oh, thy Picasa and thy webaccelerator, they Comfort me,
Thou preparest a page before me in the presence of mine enemies:
Microsoft, Yahoo, Aim, and others who give to evil too willingly.
Oh, my cache runneth over with your light.
Surely security and viruslessness shall follow me all the days of my life:
and I will dwell in the system of the Google for ever.
Heil to your Greatness;
For thine is the truest Kingdom of all,
and the Ultimate Power,
and the Glory,
for ever and ever.
For you are all knowing and good.
Amen
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