You know you're getting old when

 

You buy Geritol in a 55 gallon drum.

 

You've had to stop stealing from Wal-Mart because you can't out run the old person at the door anymore.

 

The people at the Funeral Home are sending you, and your wife money off cupons, and catalogs.

 

You have to keep scrolling back up to the top of the page so you can remember what the topic is. What are we talking about?

 

All signs of age.