Witch Jokes
Q. How do you make a witch stew?
A. Make her wait.
Q. What did the Prince say to the angry witch?
A. Ribbit, ribbit....
Q. What happens to a fast witch who flies on a slow broom?
A. She flies off the handle.
Q. What sound do you hear when a witch on a broom breaks the sound barrier?
A. The broom boom.
Q. What do you call a witch that lives on the beach?
A. A sandwich.
Q. What do you call a group of witches in a hot tub?
A. A self cleaning coven.
Q. How does a witch make dreams come true?
A. By witchful thinking.
Q. Why do witches think they're funny?
A. Because every time they look into a mirror, it cracks up.
Q. What is a witch's favorite outfit to wear?
A. Something bewitching.
Q. What do you call a dating organization for witches?
A. Craft Singles.
Q. Why did the blonde witch get a remote control?
A. Because she wanted to channel.
Q. Why are witches such great writers?
A. Because they are so good at SPELLing.