THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO UNDERSTANDING APARTMENT ADS
WHAT IT SAYS: spacious
WHAT IT MEANS: - hole in the wall - to anyone living in their car - that's why we're charging $200 above the going rate
WHAT IT SAYS: friendly staff
WHAT IT MEANS: - Doberman pincher mentality
WHAT IT SAYS: heated pool
WHAT IT MEANS: - only when the sun's out - only when there's water in it
WHAT IT SAYS: workout room
WHAT IT MEANS: - four walls, some free weights, a machine or two and a clunky stationary bike
WHAT IT SAYS: great views
WHAT IT MEANS: - reach out and touch your neighbor! - overlooking the garbage dumpster - overlooking the pool - overlooking the cute guys/gals apartment
WHAT IT SAYS: pets welcome
WHAT IT MEANS: - kids aren't, we just never got the odor out
WHAT IT SAYS: AC
WHAT IT MEANS: - Atrocious Carpeting
WHAT IT SAYS: light and airy
WHAT IT MEANS: - built as cheap as we could - cold and drafty
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